Personally I like to stick to the classics, as I’ve found you can never go wrong with a simple ‘f*** me’.Curious to find out more about what others like, I asked 11 people to tell me their favourite phrases in the bedroom. One of my partners asks me to slowly slide back and forth inside her. I lie still and basically do pelvic floor exercises to make it move. According to a recent survey conducted on bedroom sounds and noises, 76% of men and 74% of women said dirty talk was at the top of their list. Online dating agency, Saucy Dates, has revealed what men and women prefer to hear between the sheets.We talked about how we would take turns kissing and teasing her, and make her watch while I sucked his c**k.I’ve found most guys like silence, or porn phrases such as, ‘Oh yeah, that’s good’.Some men have also come within seconds and enjoy giving compliments.
The man in question was neither of the above; he was tall and handsome, with a delightful c**k.
I’ve had men beg me to squirt and, if I do, they often think they’ve done the job.
In reality, it’s the female who puts in all the effort.
Years ago, I slept with a girl I knew from my local pub.
We were pretty drunk and silly, and she asked me to recite lines from plays I’d been in.